Nightwind's Home Relocated

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* Set by DMariner on Tue Sep 28 17:36:35
<Delito> hello
<Nightwind> hewwo ...
<Nightwind> cool, people still awake
<Delito> I think only me =P
<Delito> and you now so that makes we!
<Nightwind> yay!
<Nightwind> let's wake more people ..
<Delito> we can set off highlights!
<Delito> Revanche Caia Blackrose Kerry Memnoch Thalog Thae
* Delito is tryign to set off highlights
<Nightwind> yes! wait a minute ... if we wake them, that means we control them ?
<Delito> they will belong to us forever
<Delito> unless of course they make a wp save
<Delito> then we have to run before zombie hordes attack us
<Nightwind> it's worth it, when they wake up they'll be so confuzzled then won't know how to use dice so the'll fail
<Delito> the plan is fool proof and marvelous at the same time
<Delito> we will conquer all!
<Nightwind> we are brialliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tel you!
<Delito> There will be no stopping us! The world will belong to... *insert maniacal laughter* us!
* Nightwind sneers
<Delito> You are not turning on me are you?
* Nightwind pokes Rev
<Delito> I do not take kindly to traitors
<Delito> prepare to die
<Nightwind> me? heck no *sneers*
<Nightwind> u can trust me
<Nightwind> look at these pretty eyes ...
<Delito> okay! as long as I can trust you the I know I can do this
* Delito turns her back on Night
<Nightwind> nice back
<Delito> the trust runs strong trough you
<Delito> for your next test
<Nightwind> u decorated it yourself?
* Delito sets a hershey bar down
<Delito> can you resist it!?
<Nightwind> I do feel strangely drawn towards it.
<Delito> I did in fact decorate it myself, I love a good floral design
<Delito> I must admit I am strangely pleased that you noticed this small detail
<Nightwind> I am a massage artist, people turn their back on me all the time
<Delito> You feel drawn to it but can you resist it? This is the question that runs deep through us all. To hershey bar or not to hershey bar. Well, is your mind chaos? Is it.. punk?
<Nightwind> Can you show me your back again ?
<Delito> Why, of course you need only ask
* Delito turns her back to you
<Nightwind> ok, now I'm not strangely drawn towards it anymore ... the punk is gone.
<Delito> my face makes you more drawn to the hershey bar I see
<Delito> That is certainly a conondrum (or however you spell it)
* Nightwind doesn't spell it
<Delito> We then agree that one day we must purchase a dictionary
<Nightwind> it was the bar itself
<Delito> but that day is not today
<Delito> for we support FREE SPEACH AND SPELLING ERRORS
<Nightwind> definately not today
<Delito> the bar itself then calls to you?
<Nightwind> yes it calls to me but it makes helluva typoes
<Delito> it must as well support free speach
<Nightwind> besides typonese it's a good language to learn, you never know when u need i t.
<Delito> I can not even speak english, it is hightly unlikely that I can learn typonese
<Nightwind> typonese it's mostly written
<Delito> why is the language never spoken if it is so devine and the knowledge is so saught after?
<Nightwind> maybe becaue it's never spoken
<Delito> No wait, I have placed it's origin
* Delito pulls up a map and sets it on a table
* Delito points down to it
* Nightwind looks
<Delito> The place is Arkansas where the marriage of brother and sister is greatly acknowledged
<Delito> this.. this state.. Arkansas is where typonese has originated
<Nightwind> wow ... are you sure?
<Delito> I am quite positive as the map never lies
<Delito> It is a magic map after all
<Nightwind> oh my god ...
<Delito> That is precisely what I am thinking Watson
<Nightwind> who's Watson ?
<Delito> you are you silly cur
* Delito lofts a brow and looks down to the map
<Delito> If I am reading this correctly
<Nightwind> son of a Watt ...
<Delito> Arkansas plans to take over.. the world
<Delito> and the moon
<Delito> that part is important as the moon controls our tides you see
<Nightwind> oh no .. what can we do?
<Delito> We must make the selling of moonshine illegal and abolish inter-family relationships
<Delito> THE WORLD DEPENDS ON US
<Nightwind> You're brialling Hairlock Sholmes!
* Delito looks to you
<Delito> To the bat cave!
<Nightwind> And this time I'll get a flashlight
<Delito> that would be marvelous as last time I tripped in a left over pile of green jello
<Delito> at least...
* Delito lofts a brow
<Delito> I believe it was jello
<Nightwind> Did it taste like jello ?
<Delito> It tasted amazingly like squid
<Nightwind> no way, what would a squid do in the batcave?
<Delito> squid commonly have tea parties with the bats my dear boy
<Delito> This is common knowledge, truely
<Nightwind> I tought it came there to sabotage us ...
<Delito> You then believe the tea to be..
<Delito> *dramatic pause*
<Delito> poisoned?
<Nightwind> yes
<Nightwind> By the way, is that a dandelion on your back ?
<Delito> what type of poison as this makes a difference! The difference between life or death.. between green
or yellow.. between sandwhich and tire
<Delito> Yes, the yellow one indeed it is. the more orange one would be a sun flower, do you like it?
<Nightwind> Very pretty
<Delito> thankyou I simply love the design myself, I spent hours on it
<Nightwind> Maybe you can teach me sometimes
<Nightwind> If we survive this mission
<Delito> Indeed, to grow flowers on one's back you simply need a screw driver and a... *pauses* The mission!
<Delito> waht was it again?
<Nightwind> Something with Arkanasa, bats, poison and dadelions
* Nightwind blinks
<Nightwind> I know typonese!
<Delito> Yes, of course, we must plant poisoned dandelions in Arkansas and dance with bats
<Nightwind> Right on
<Delito> This is a rather easy mission
<Delito> We must now figure out how to ..
<Nightwind> Why were we supposed to do that again?
<Delito> poison dandelions
<Delito> I believe to stop the gnats
<Nightwind> Oh ...
<Delito> but none the less
<Delito> THE WORLD DEPENDS ON US
<Delito> let us first though in the spirit of comradery enjoy this hershey bar
* Delito picks up the hershey bar and splits it in half, offering you half
<Nightwind> WEll, if we feed a fat man to a dandelion after the toll after midnight then it wil ldevelop a strong poison ...
<Delito> Indeed! That is a wonderful idea
<Delito> we must first make sure the whooping crane is in place
* Delito hears the faint whoop whoop whoop in the distance
<Delito> it is time to act!
* Delito scarfs the hershey bar
* Nightwind snatches that offered half of the bar and does the same
<Delito> I can not go now
<Nightwind> You know how to act?
<Delito> I am lactose intolerant and just ate half a hershey bar
<Nightwind> I missed acting classes
<Delito> No, I am a horrible actor
<Delito> I have no imagination
<Delito> Then it seems we only have one option we can take
<Nightwind> Well, seems if it's time to act then we're screwed. Are you sure it's time to act?
<Delito> we cannot save the world as neither of us can act
* Delito points to the red button
<Delito> this button will blow up Arkansas
<Delito> it is the only choice
<Nightwind> Oh ok ... there are many more states. We won't miss one ...
<Delito> No, I believe we wont and if for some reason someone misses it we can anex Zimbabwe
<Nightwind> Right on!
* Delito points to the button
<Delito> You must push it
<Delito> THE WORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU
<Delito> I would push it if I was not allergic to buttons
<Nightwind> Oh right ... you ate half a hershey bar
<Delito> I am also lactose intolerant, have I told you that?
* Nightwind pushes the button
<Delito> Arkansas blows up
* Nightwind plays "Hey, hey I saved the world today ...."
<Delito> You did and now we must celebrate
<Delito> the only way to celebrae saving the world is..
* Brooke (Brooke@dm-29370.vf.shawcable.net) has joined #orthos-ooc
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Brooke
* Delito pulls a hershey bar out of her pocket and holds it up
<Delito> is to share a hershey bar!
<Nightwind> Yay
<Delito> <insert maniacal laughter>
<Delito> You will have half and I will have half
<Delito> the world will rejoice
<Delito> for it has been conquered
<Delito> I mean saved
<Nightwind> Same thing
* Delito splits the hershey bar in half and offers you half
* Nightwind joins this half with the other half and makes one full bar.
* Delito lofts a brow
<Delito> This is an amazing thing you have done
<Delito> more amazing than saving the world
<Delito> you have created.. a hershey bar
<Delito> you are god
* Delito kneels
<Nightwind> Rise my child
<Nightwind> embrace the light that is hershey
<Delito> I am not worthy to look upon your light my eminence
<Delito> You have cured my blindness
<Brooke> ..........
<Delito> You have saved my soul
<Brooke> you are all so fucked up...
<Nightwind> Yes you are .. since you're lactose intolerant and those lactose intolerant shall inherit the enternity
* Brooke shakes her head...
<Brooke> what?!
* Delito stands and looks at her God
<Brooke> fuck you!
<Delito> I am immortal
<Delito> I shall find the one ring
<Delito> TO RULE THEM ALL
<Brooke> I'm not lactose intolerant, what piece of eternity should I get?! you bastard!
* Brooke tackles Nightwind
* Nightwind is tackled
* Brooke pummels him!
<Delito> You cannot pummel god!
<Brooke> *PUMMEL*
<Delito> That is against the devine code
<Delito> You must now suffer the wraight of the intolerant
* Nightwind coughs
<Brooke> fuck the devine code!
* Delito raises her hand and sprays Brooke with the care bear stare
* Brooke pummels!
* Brooke has her rainbow belt on - is so friggin' immune...
<Nightwind> Don't pummel yourself to death
<Brooke> ...
<Delito> The horrid rainbow belt
<Delito> in that case
<Delito> I will kill you...
<Delito> WITH KINDESS
* Delito hugges brooke and kisses her cheek
* Nightwind offers Brooke the hershey bar
<Delito> You offer her your godhood?
* Brooke cries...
<Nightwind> Yes
<Delito> Your highness devinity of most exclenece, are you sure this is a good idea?
* Nightwind frowns "Do you question my judgement?"
<Brooke> Yes he's sure its a good idea. Fuck.
<Delito> No, i would never
<Delito> Please, do not send me up the hershey river
<Delito> I am devout
<Delito> I have followed you since I was a fledgling
<Delito> YOu hav ethe power to blow up Arkansas
<Delito> I cannot question that
* Brooke is thinking about logging all of this and posting it on the quotes page... along with all of Eric's glorious bustiness.
<Delito> there is only one thing to do now
<Delito> we have a new god
<Nightwind> You followed me since then? Then you were that strange ...
<Delito> we must celebrate with teh squids at the bad tea party
<Nightwind> skulking person ...
<Delito> I confess
<Delito> I am your stalker
<Delito> your pants.. are so pretty
<Delito> they are like flowers
* Brooke is getting wierded out
<Nightwind> dandelions ?
<Delito> and sunflowers
<Delito> my love for you runs soul deep
<Delito> there will never be antoher my lord
<Delito> for you.. you blow up Arkansas
<Nightwind> and I blew it ... in pieces.
<Delito> you must first know the origin of what you destroy
<Delito> you are no god
<Delito> you are not one with teh hershey bar
<Delito> BLASPHEMNY
* Nightwind oints to Brooke
<Nightwind> hershey
* Delito lofts a brow at Brooke
<Delito> You are one with the bar?
<Brooke> o.O
<Brooke> er, yep.
<Nightwind> since 5 minutes ago
<Delito> Then you must first prove it
<Delito> who.. discovered Arkansas?
<Nightwind> wait .. he also invented typonese ?
<Delito> perhaps or perhaps not as that is a mystery of our world
<Delito> only the true god of hershey would know who invented typonese
<Brooke> your brain is far too fragile to contain that information.
<Nightwind> I tought Hernando de Soto did
<Delito> I am not not quite sure
<Delito> Brooke, you are the original corn chip
* Delito kneels
* Nightwind offers Brooke a dandelion
<Delito> You are truely the most excellent thing we have ever layed eyes upon
<Delito> I see my life within your eyes
<Delito> Please, accept our blowing upness of Arkansas as tribute of our devotion
<Nightwind> and may the batcave be your temple ...
<Delito> the jello is actualy squid
<Delito> I must now rebut
<Nightwind> and the writings on the walls are typonese
<Delito> For truely your nose is the most well shaped I have yet layed eyes upon in my life time, it is exquisite in every right. Your nose is like the air I breathe, the dandelions on my back. It is perfection in all it's forms. Your nose is the sun that rises in the east and sets in the west, always constant
* Nightwind looks to Delito "Can you turn around again ... ?"
* Delito nods and stands.. then turns around
* Brooke blinks.
<Nightwind> Indeed, the dandelion comparison denotes a higher understading of the goddess' qualities.
<Delito> To be strong one first must be weak, this is how I equate the flowers to live
<Delito> life*
<Delito> He suffers from abulia
<Nightwind> Who does?
<Delito> Arkansas
<Nightwind> That's why I blew it skyhigh?
<Delito> exactly, it made my heart feel as if I had gotten a free trial (2.0)
<Nightwind> Cool
<Delito> Indeed
<Nightwind> This goddess is awfully silent, dont you think, Hairlock Sholmes ?
<Delito> In fact I do, Watson. I believe she truely is no goddess
<Delito> in fact I believe she is the opposite of a Hershey bar
<Delito> she is.. an apple
<Nightwind> ...
<Delito> Well, it is only logical you see
<Delito> as there are no dentists here
<Delito> and I am nto an apple
<Delito> are you an apple?
<Nightwind> son of a Watt ... indeed.
<Nightwind> you're right
<Brooke> ... friggin'...
* Brooke kills her Winamp
<Delito> Then she in fact
<Nightwind> she killed Winamp!!!!!
<Delito> must be the apple proving once and for all that she is not hte hershey god
<Brooke> it crashed on me...
<Delito> and she KILLS WINAMP
<Nightwind> you bastards!!!
<Delito> You must now come with me you are being arrested on the charge of murder in the cyber degree
<Brooke> ...
<Nightwind> they killed winamp
<Nightwind> they are bastards
* Brooke (Brooke@dm-29370.vf.shawcable.net) has left #orthos-ooc
<Delito> LOL